The Piggly Wiggly supermarket franchise has been around for nearly a century, supplying food for generations of Americans, particularly those residing in the south. The chain can be found all over the Florida panhandle, which not-coincidentally is also home to dozens of operating strip clubs. For many Floridians, an exotic dancing foray is nearly always capped off with a trip to Piggly Wiggly (or vice-versa, of course). So, for those planning a time-saving night out, here is a list of a gentleman’s clubs in Florida near a Piggly Wiggly.

The New Green Frog (Fort Walton Beach, FL)

Most strip clubs have clever names, but the New Green Frog is particularly witty, because it is located on the marshy Santa Rosa Island where there are a lot of green frogs. According to the website, “The New Green Frog offers: Gentlemen’s Club, Adult Entertainers, and Top Performers.” As enticing as those highlights sound, the venue’s biggest selling point goes unmentioned: The New Green Frog is only a 10 minute drive from the Piggly Wiggly on Mary Esther Blvd.

Bambi’s Dollhouse (Panama City, FL)

Bambi’s Dollhouse, located in Panama City, has everything a gentleman could need, from “live entertainment” to “specialty drinks.” It’s also the place for a late night out as the club’s doors are open until 4 am. Patrons burning the midnight oil at Bambi’s are in real luck too, because only an hour after closing time, the Bucks Piggly Wiggly Express, just outside the neighboring town of Fountain, opens shop. Just take the scenic route along route 77 to kill some time, and in 55 minutes, you’ll be the first Piggly shopper of the day.

Girls Next Door, Inc (Tallahassee, FL)

Tallahassee is home to a pointy dome most folks know as Florida’s state capitol building. It’s also home to dozens of more pointy domes at Girls Next Door, Inc. The crème de la crème of the Florida Panhandle’s gentleman’s clubs, this establishment, on top of exotic dancing, offers “classy professional dating,” “dominatrix,” and even “companionship.” The only reason one could conceivably ever leave this bayou Shangri-La would be to make a quick Piggly Wiggly run. Luckily, there’s a store location in Monticello, only 33 minutes away.